QUOTABLE QUOTES

My favorite notes and quotes from various people I've encountered the last few months...some in the form of text messages, mind you.

"Oh my God, that bit you...you're going to die!" - Michael at Panera Bread

"You gonna wake up one day in the Holiday Inn girlfriend, and you gonna be sorry!" - Stephanie's para

"The fact that you find any redeeming value in the premise of the Gobots is very disturbing" - Greg, in a text message to Stephanie

"What happened...who's this I'm talking to again? What is he...the white Barack Obama?" - Irene, talking to Stephanie, referring to me.

"I believe the word that comes to mind is...yummy" - Greg, in a text to Stephanie

"That bitch...I hate that bitch!" - Stephanie, in reference to what others think about her

"I'm Chris Daughtry...from the band Daughtry" - Chris Daughty

"It's a real shit show...no...a shit spiral!" - Stephanie

"Excuse me, Neil?" - Irene or Stephanie

"What if she...what if she...forgets my name?" - Irene or Stephanie

"I totally slept bitch last night!" - Irene, after sleeping in a sitting-up position with a beer in her hand at Stephanie's house.

"Excuse me...what just happened? Can someone explain this to me?" - Irene or Stephanie, whenever something just doesn't seem to make sense.

"Gonna bake a pie...Gonna bake a pie...with a heart in the middle..." - song lyrics from the movie Waitress, as sung by Kerri Russell.

"Want to join the peddle party?" - Stephanie

"You're right...I am that bitch!" - Stephanie

"That's a good statue of that guy" - Stephanie, while walking through Fanuiel Hall.

"You don't respect baseball!" - a guy that Irene hung out with

"He was wearing a mandex!" Stephanie, in reference to a guy Irene met at the pub.

"She called Captain Cold Meds again" - Stephanie, referring to Irene and her ex.

"Usually, the puppies and I are up by about 8:00" - Michael

"The horse is a sphere...get it? Is a funny joke, no?" - Christos (Dr. Z) from physics class.

"Good times...I'm telling you...good times!" - Greg

"Yeah, I'm telling you...it IS hard out here for a pimp" - Greg

"Julian Tavarez is my hero" - Stephanie

"His resolution is to ruin five people's lives by the end of the year..." Stephanie, in reference to Greg's goals for the year.

"Vodka...connecting people" - t-shirt seen at a market kiosk in Quincy Market

"Samuel L. Jackson...it'll get you DRUNK!" from the Chappelle Show, which is the last thing we remember before falling asleep at Stephanie's house.

"She's a combination of random female body parts, Betsy Ross's body, and the reanimated head of President George Washington!" from the show, Little Bush.

"I can't finish it...because...because...I've run out of...I'm all out of drinking...ability" - Nicholas, inventing a reason why he couldn't finish his milk.

"Remember, what you put into the system is AT BEST, what you will get out" - Christos, during a lecture in physics class.

"If you like molecular biology and winning stuff, you'll love windorphins". - as seen in an ad on the T

"They too, yearn for immortality" - as seen on a poster in reference to two big, almost identical blocks, which are supposed to be art.

"If you could kill a person or a band, who would it be?" - question posed by Irene at McDonald's as we all struggled to recover from our hangover.

"See, I told you so" - the only five words Stephanie left in her voice message to a guy that tried to pick her up at the bar five minutes earlier. She didn't give her number out but got his and said she'd call him. The guy insisted he wouldn't call her.

"Welcome to the quadrilateral of pain..." - Stephanie in reference to physics class.

"Ice. Men. Sticks. Pucks" - seen on the shirt Stephanie's Dad wore on July 4th.

"We're all waiting for this great...om...unveiling!" - Greg, to Stephanie.

"Do you know what a triple beam balance is?" - Greg, in yet another attempt to insult Stephanie in physics class.

"I'm not so much of a wino as a why yes!" - Stephanie

"I live on the right side of the tracks" - Stephanie

"Ruth's Chris Steak House - they've got rats! Big nasty rats..." - Mike

"Oprah's Va-Jay Jay is Pain'in" name of one of the teams at pub trivia.

"Balsamic Jihad" - name of one of our team names at pub trivia

"Don't Hassle the Hoff" - name of another team at pub trivia

"I've got a workshop tomorrow with Judy 'The Wall'" - Stephanie, in reference to a woman she knows through work who is really quite large.